PHILLIES ON FIRE!
The Phillies are hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock. Going 6-1 in their last 7 games, with a 3 game sweep of the hated rival the New York Mets and taking 3 of 4 from the Cincinnatti Reds. Everyone seems to be on fire even jimmy rollins who played like shit the first half of the year. Jimmy is batting .428 over his past 7 games with a . 542 on base percentage. However the Phillies are in for a test for their last home series before the all-star break, with the always dangerous Pittsburgh Pirates. lol The Pirates have dropped 6 of their last 8 games. They are led by stars such as Russ ohlendorf (what the hell kind of a name is that), Paul Maholm, and the LaRoche brothers. If the Phils drop this series they should be embarrassed. But I have confidence that we’ll run over the pirates like Pete Rose ran over Ray Fosse in the 1970 all-star game. Keep it up Phils. Enjoy It!
-ITALIAN STALLION