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DAILY DOSE OF ERIN ANDREWS!

July 29th, 2009 admin No comments

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Just when you thought all the Erin Andrews drama was over with, here we are again!

EA recently made a call to the authorities because their was paparazzi outside of her house…you can hear the call here!

Dispatcher: DeKalb 911. What’s the address of your emergency?

Andrews: Um, I was in the news recently about being in a hotel naked, and I have paparazzi outside my window, and I was told by law enforcement that if I did to call 911.

Dispatcher: Do you want to meet with an officer?

Dispatcher: Do you want to meet with an officer, ma’am, when they come out?

Andrews: Yeah, these guys are sitting in a car outside my house right now. I would like to tell the officer to have them leave because the cops have told me to call 911 if they’re outside my house.

Dispatcher: And what’s your name?

Andrews: My name is Erin. My last name is Andrews. I’m all over the news right now.

Dispatcher: I’m not familiar.

Andrews: I’m the girl that was videotaped without her knowing, without her clothes on in the hotel.

Dispatcher: Really?

Andrews: And I’ve got two assholes sitting outside my house.

Dispatcher: I’m so sorry.

Andrews: I am, too. Thank you.

Dispatcher: We’ll send someone out. What kind of vehicle are they in?

Andrews: They’re in a RAV, a white RAV4. I’m in a gated community, and I don’t know how they got in. Mom, can you see their license plates? It’s a handicap license plate they have. What’s the license plate number?

Dispatcher: What’s the tag number?

Andrews: We’re trying to see. Do you see it, Mom? OK, I’m gonna try and go to another room and see if I can read it. I can’t believe these jerks are knocking on my door. Fucking assholes. Mom, you’re totally being obvious.

Dispatcher: Are they black, white or Hispanic?

Andrews: What?

Dispatcher: Are they black, white or Hispanic?

Andrews: They’re both white males. I think it’s — they know I’m here, ’cause I have a car out front. So they know I’m inside. I have private security that I’m working with, but they’re not with me currently, and they said call 911. OK, here’s the license plate. It’s a handicap license plate for Georgia.

Andrews: They’re looking at me through my window.

Dispatcher: Are you OK?

Andrews: Yeah, I’m just — I did nothing wrong, and I’m being treated like fucking Britney Spears, and it sucks. I’m sorry.

Dispatcher: OK, the first available unit will see you as soon as possible.

Andrews: Thanks. Do you know how far they’re out?

Dispatcher: No. They should be in — they’ll be here as soon as possible.

Andrews: OK.

Dispatcher: OK, thank you.

Andrews: Thanks.

HAHA, this stuff is never going to end it looks like.  EA with a CLASSIC line “I did nothing wrong, and I’m being treated like fucking Britney Spears, and it sucks. I’m sorry.”  EA has some spunk in her to go along with that amazing body!

-Cheesecake

New Erin Andrews Update

July 21st, 2009 admin 3 comments

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Over the last few days I’ve been looking around the web, and have noticed alot of people frowning on the whole Erin Andrews situation, Deadspin.com being the absolute worst.  Yahoo sports blogger Maggie Hendricks wrote:

“It’s crazy how much Andrews, and all female sports journo-types, get judged for what they look like, what they wear, even the food they eat, rather than simply the work they do. While that sort of scrutiny is unfair, it can be tolerated to a point. But for a woman to have her security and her dignity robbed from her because she is famous? That’s unbearable, and might be too much for a young woman who dreams of working the sidelines to handle.”

The full blog can be seen HERE.

So let me get this straight Marge…..you honestly think woman such as Erin “pageviews” Andrews, Amber Wilson, Jillian Barberie, and Bonnie Bernstein, just to name a few, got their jobs working as a sportscaster because of their excessive knowledge of the topic on hand.  Get fucking real you dumb bitch.  For all our lady followers out there, I am by no means dissing the female race, as Brian Fantana says, “I loooooooooooove the ladies”, but you might all agree with me.  These women are given their jobs BECAUSE of their good looks.  If it wasn’t for their good looks, they most likely wouldn’t have their jobs to begin with.

And Marge, lets not forget that Erin Andrews was Gator Bait down in Florida when she was a member of the dance team there.  Let me guess, next you’re going to tell everyone that people watch dancers for their techniques during the routine?  Also, how come you weren’t blogging how terrible it was for Playboy to name her to the top of their sexiest sportscasters list, twice.

So that’s right, I’m calling you out Maggie Hendricks.  Yes, the video was creepy, and the guy that did that is a downright loser.  But to think this is going to stop women from being sportscasters?  Stop.  Do you know how many models there are out their just begging for guys to look at them?  If Erin Andrews and her fellow hot sportscasters want to pack up and take their lives elsewhere, then there’s a plethora of girls behind doors 1, 2, 3, etc.

This really pisses me off because it’s ok for these women to get their jobs because of they’re smoking hot, but all of a sudden, it’s despicable for men to judge these women? Stop.  All the ladies out there for example that use your “assets” or “charm” to get out of a ticket, I don’t see you fucking complaining there!  So ladies, you have been blessed with a gift, and for you to use these gifts to get you further in life, I’m all for it, just don’t hate the player…hate the game.

-Cheesecake